5 Random Stories

Hypochrondriacs make me sick

Located in the Graffiti - the amusing writing on walls section

A tourist, on a driving holiday in Britain was reported to have been overcome by the Cotswolds but astonished at the number of villages with the same name. `After Chipping Sodbury,' he said, `there were three villages in a row called Loose Chippings.'

Located in the Funny But True Stories section

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship

Located in the Funny Newspaper Headlines section

Mix thoroughly and make sure that the mixture is fairly stiff. It is best to take off the cloth before eating it. - Cookery column in illustrated paper

Located in the Newspaper Misprints and Misquotes section

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Located in the Newspaper Misprints and Misquotes section