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I Wish That I Had Not Said That - 2

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`Stanley Matthews lacks the big match temperament. He will never hold down a regular first team place in top class soccer.'- Unsigned football writer when Matthews, the future captain of England, made his debut at the age of 17.

'Animals, which move, have limbs and muscles. The earth does not have limbs and muscles; therefore it does not move.' - Scipio Chiaramonti.

It's so easy to have a fatal accident and ruin your life. - DJ Tony Blackburn

And now a word from George Harrison, who was said to have known John Lennon very well. - Capital Radio Newscaster

We apologise for the late running of this train. This is due to us following a train that is in front of us. - British Rail Guard

The robbery was committed by a pair of identical twins. Both are said to be aged about 20. - Newsreader Paul Hollingsworth

I have already not made that point - David Frost

A fast has no real nutritional value - A Dietician

Gilmore could have lived for as long as he liked. He could have lived for the rest of his life. - Norman Mailer

Send in your competition answers with your name, age and how old you are. - DJ Tony Blackburn

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D U S S E L D O R F, Saturday - A British circus worker reported here that an elephant snatched his passport from his pocket with its trunk and ate it. The British Consul-General issued the man with a new one. - Reuter

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