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Newspaper Misprints & Misquotes - 9

This is page 9 of newspaper misprints and misquotes.

The decor is most elegant, service impeccable, food first class, and the band terrific. There is a small dance floor in the gallery for the undressed. - Advert. in weekly magazine

PEANUT-BUTTER GRILLED CORN - Huskfresh corn; spread ears lightly with peanut butter. Wrap each ear with bacon slice; fasten with toothpick. Place on grill,: turning until done - about 10 minutes. Or let everyone grill his own ears, using long skewers to do so. - The American Weekly

Impressed by the courtesy and friendliness of their Spanish speaking guides, the Chileans reciprocated by inviting a number of air station officers to a farewell party aboard the Esmeralda on Tuesday evening. The Esmeralda sailed from San Francisco on Tuesday morning. - California paper

The Cape Hatteras region, developed as America's first national seashore park, was visited by 306,328 persons, three times the attendance for the previous year when no attendance: figures were kept. - American magazine

In Jonesboro, Arkansas, winds which reached eighty miles per hour caused minor property damage, and at Beebe, Arkansas, Mrs Sally Hill twisted her home from its foundations. - Oklahoma paper

Let there be no misunderstanding. A mating of two champion sheep-dogs is more likely to produce a super BorderCollie than the mating of two champion cattle or horses. - The Scotsman

Like all papers written by people following an infinite end, the welter of have and have not, with regard to what may, if by any chance it ever, though it should, of course, is a little confusing. - Stockport Advertiser

Here is an opportunity to purchase a charming small house at a price which bears no relation to it's cost. - Advert. in weekly paper

The season for grass fires seems to have arrived, so stamp out that cigarette-end before you throw it down. - Herne Bay Press

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A reception immediately followed the ceremony with paper and flowers decorating the table, with the traditional tire wedding cake. - Nebraska paper

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Featured in this car are the front and rear seats, which: accommodate five passengers in all, located between the front and rear axles. - New York Times

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