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Newspaper Misprints & Misquotes - 5

This is page 5 of newspaper misprints and misquotes.

Although three buses might come along at the same time, passengers should be allowed to board only one at a time. - Yorkshire paper

A former Flossmoor resident, Mrs H. Roy Gordon, has art exhibition of water colours at the Esquire Theatre, 58 Eas Oak Street, Chicago, until July 8th. Never having studies painting in water colours, Mrs Gordon has seven grand children. - Homewood (Illinois) Star

The vessel left the ways at noon, and safely took the water before her scheduled time. Before leaving the ways Lady W - was able to perform the launching ceremony. There was no danger that she would collapse sideways. - Provincial paper

It was not disclosed where the honeymoon would be spent. For travelling Mrs Johnson wore the lovely 5-tier wedding cake. - Argentine paper

When your flowers begin to fade, stand in two inches of hot water. - Daily Sketch

Special traffic arrangements are being made for the convenience of those who celebrate New Year's Eve in the West End of London, where dinner dances and supper dances are to take place at many of the restaurants, and at St. Paul's. - South London paper

Vacancies exist for two female physiotherapists, preferably with some experience. Varied work embracing in-patients and out-patients in units in Dundee and Angus. - Advert. In medical journal

'Birds Eye recently gave a banquet at which the Minister of Housing was guest of honor pre-cooked, frozen and re-heated on site.' - Catering management

In the Doncaster district, there are more underground cables than overhead, but this is largely due to Doncaster having its cables underground. - Yorkshire Evening Post

1 Golden Labrador Dog for sale, 2 years old, good driver, clean licence. - Hampshire paper

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Let there be no misunderstanding. A mating of two champion sheep-dogs is more likely to produce a super BorderCollie than the mating of two champion cattle or horses. - The Scotsman

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