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Newspaper Misprints & Misquotes - 4

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Antique card table for sale. No dealers.

Submitted by : Brian K 

The ladies of the Merry Oldsters enjoyed a swap social on Friday evening. Everybody brought along something they no longer needed. Many ladies brought their husbands with them. - Pennsylvania Post

Cynthia Bertross, the celebrated soprano, was involved in a serious road accident last month. We are happy to report that she was able to appear this evening in four pieces - Worthing Gazette

Submitted by : John 

Bride of two mouths sues husband

Submitted by : John 

Mayoress receives solid silver brush and bomb set

Submitted by : John 

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Brown to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet the pastor in his study.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of this church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

`Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes.' -The Emperor Ferdinand after the first performance of The Marriage of Figaro.

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The season for grass fires seems to have arrived, so stamp out that cigarette-end before you throw it down. - Herne Bay Press

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