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Newspaper Misprints & Misquotes - 10

This is page 10 of newspaper misprints and misquotes.

J. E-, the popular county cricketer, who is ever the hero when he plays for the county team, is here seen with his this week's bride coming out of St James's Church. - Picture caption in Midlands paper

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Featured in this car are the front and rear seats, which: accommodate five passengers in all, located between the front and rear axles. - New York Times

SEVEN JUDGES SIT ON MAID'S CASE - Yorkshire paper

The Secretary of the Opera Society asks us to announce that there are still a few vacancies for amateur ladies and gents. - Essex paper

The many friends of Mrs F. Jackson of Highford entered the General Hospital this afternoon to undergo an operation. - Newfoundland paper

WOMAN WANTED, to share Fat with another.

Mix thoroughly and make sure that the mixture is fairly stiff. It is best to take off the cloth before eating it. - Cookery column in illustrated paper

Sports leather coat for lady in perfect condition. - Nippon Times

A cup of good English tea, with a few biscuits, is frequently his only food at breakfast, and this after he has devoured all the morning newspapers at nine o'clock. - Bucks paper

Congratulations to Mr Ralph L. Cobham on the girth of a son, who arrived on Wednesday. - Montevideo paper

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