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Humorous Newspaper Headlines

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Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale


Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan


Car Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon


Lack Of Brains Hinders Research


Policeman Help Dog Bite Victim


Man Denies He Commited Suicide


Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop


Supertrain Talks


Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning


Dog Attacks Rocket


Ban On Boxing After Death


Boy Wanted To Kill Man


Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard


Prisoners Escape After Execution


Protestors Tried To Spoil Play But Actors Succeeded


30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter

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No Cause Of Death Determined For Beheading Victim


Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave


Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm


Robber's Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly


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