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Humorous Newspaper Headlines

Here are some unintentionally humorous newspaper headlines.

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Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan

Car Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research

Policeman Help Dog Bite Victim

Man Denies He Commited Suicide

Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop

Supertrain Talks

Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning

Dog Attacks Rocket

Ban On Boxing After Death

Boy Wanted To Kill Man

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard

Prisoners Escape After Execution

Protestors Tried To Spoil Play But Actors Succeeded

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter

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No Cause Of Death Determined For Beheading Victim

Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

Robber's Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly

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Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline

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