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Funny Newspaper Headlines - 9

This is page 9 of funny newspaper headlines.

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

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When in 1624 Cornelius van Drebel invented a submarine, the British Admiralty said that it was "a damn silly, trifling novelty that will never catch on".

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