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Funny Newspaper Headlines - 2

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Police Recover Stolen Hamster, Arrest 3

Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town

Man Shot Twice In Head, Gets Mad!

City Wants Dead To Pay For Cleanup

Teacher Dies; Board Accepts His Resignation

Low Pay Reason For Poverty, Study Says

Blow To Head Is Common Cause Of Brain Injury

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital

CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase

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And now a word from George Harrison, who was said to have known John Lennon very well. - Capital Radio Newscaster

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