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Murphy's Laws - 2This is page 2 of Murphy's Laws.
THE EXTENDED MURPHY'S LAW: If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.
SCHNATTERLY'S LAW: If anything can't go wrong, it will.
LAW. OF REVELATION: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
MARYANN'S LAW: You can always find what you're not looking for.
LAW OF THE SEARCH: The first place to look for anything, is the last place you would expect to find it.
BOOB'S LAW: You always find something the last place you look.
THEORY OF SELECTIVE SUPERVISION: The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the Boss walks through the office.
LAW OF PROBABLE DISPERSAL: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
LAW OF LIFE'S HIGHWAY: If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
FIRST RULE OF HISTORY: History doesn't repeat itself - historians merely repeat themselves.
Here is a randomly selected storyAs the storm which ravaged the south blew itself out last night a full-scale air-sea rescue operation was ordered in the Bristol Channel for the survivors of an air crash. All shipping was warned to look out. Coastguards watched. Lifeboat crews stood by. A Shackleton crew at R.A.F. St Mawgan, Cornwall, prepared to take off as soon as the weather cleared. But the alarm was called off - when police traced the distress call to a road roller on the M5 between Almondsbury and Cribbs Causeway, six miles north of Bristol. The driver, unable to work in the storm, had signaled to his mates two miles up the road: `Mayday. Weather terrible. Am ditching for tonight.' The international distress signal was picked up by radio ham Mr Ray Smith of Patchway, Bristol. He rang the police, the police rang the airports .... A spokesman for Gloucestershire police said last night: `The driver who sent the message is an ex-R.A.F. radio operator.' - Daily Mail If you want to read more stories like this, you will find them in the Funny But True Stories category.
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