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Graffiti - 6

This is page 6 of graffiti.

Exits are on the way out

Where there's a will there's a relative

Give me patience and I want it now!

You can always count on your fingers

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!

I used to be undecided
- but now I'm not so sure

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

Pirate radio rules the waves

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not

B is the hottest letter in the alphabet
- it makes oil boil

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'In most associations half the committee does all the work, whilst the other half does nothing. I am pleased to put on record that in this society it is just the reverse.' - Report in Liverpool Echo

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