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Graffiti - 3

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what do you have in common with your husband?
We were both married on the same day

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours

Make love, not war
I'm married, I do both

Only the mediocre are always at their best

If I was a skiff we'd all go rowing!

Submitted by : HOMESLYCE 

Neurotics build castles in the air.
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists charge the rent.

I thought Plato was a Greek washing-up liquid

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

Termites are boring

Keep death off the roads
- drive on the sidewalk

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Milk chocolate was invented by Daniel Peter, who sold the concept to his neighbour Henri Nestlé.

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