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Graffiti - 2

This is page 2 of graffiti.

It is now proven beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics

Death is hereditary

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it

What you should do if the River Thames floods
- the breast-stroke

Yesterday I could'nt spell engineer. Now I are one.

A fate worse than death is better than dying

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....

Yorick is a numb skull

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

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My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours

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