Zany & Amusing Quotes
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Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
My last original thought died of loneliness.
Mom said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY??
Two can live as cheaply as one what?
These days there's no arrest for the wicked.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going.
See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket.
Raise ducks for a quack profit.
We do precision guesswork.
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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning; to a man it is the beginning of the end. You can find more quotations like this one in the Helen Rowland category.
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