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Zany and Amusing Quotes - 1
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"I'm a lawyer." .. "Honest?".. "No, the usual kind."
If all else fails, read the instructions.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
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A very little wit is valued in a woman, as we are pleased with a few words spoken plain by a parrot.
You can find more quotations like this one in the Jonathan Swift category.
You can find more quotations like this one in the Jonathan Swift category.
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