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Zany & Amusing Quotes - 7

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Friction is a drag.


Every mighty oak was once a nut that stood its ground.


Eat right, exercise...die anyway.


Drive no faster than your guardian angel can fly.


Don't care, don't have to, we're the government.


Disagree, if you must, but don't be disagreeable ...


Correct me if I'm wrong. Everyone else does...


Committee: A life form with six or more legs and no brain.


Both my money and my daughter go to college.


Beware the person who has nothing to lose. He always wins.


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Raise ducks for a quack profit.

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