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Famous Quotes in History by Woody Allen - 1


Here are some famous quotes in history by Woody Allen.


All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. - Woody Allen


And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.


I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown - Woody Allen


If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank - Woody Allen


If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.


It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.


There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.







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Work hard and save your money, and when you are old you be able to buy the things that only the young can enjoy.

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