Quotes By W.C. Fields
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
I always keep a stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad.
- W. C. Fields
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - W.C. Fields
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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can. You can find more quotations like this one in the Mark Twain category.
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