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Famous Quotes By Mark Twain - 5

This is page 5 of famous quotes made by American author Mark Twain.

I like criticism, but it must be my way.

He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three I think - yes it was three; I attended their funerals.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Training is everything: the peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler - and less trouble.

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

Let us endeavour to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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He has returned from Italy a greater bore than ever; he bores on architecture, painting, statuary, and music.

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