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Famous Quotes in History by H. L. Mencken - 1
Here are some famous quotes in history by H. L. Mencken.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
A teacher is one who, in his youth, admired teachers.
A woman in love is less modest than a man; she has less to be ashamed of.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Clergyman: a ticket speculator outside the gates of heaven.
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends - H. L. Mencken
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking - H. L. Mencken
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A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.
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