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Famous Quotes By Groucho Marx

Here are some of the famous funny quotes made Groucho (Julius) Marx (not Marks). Groucho Marx was born in 1890 and died in 1977. Groucho was part of a team of American film comedians known as the Marx Brothers. One of their most famous films was called "A Night at the Opera".

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I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately, the resemblance doesn't end there.

If the income tax is the price we have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I'd been one.

Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms - Groucho Marx

There is only one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says yes, you know he is crooked. Groucho Marks

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception - Groucho Marks

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Many are cold but few are frozen.

You can find more quotations like this one in the Zany and Amusing category.