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Famous Quotes in History by Fred Allen - 1


Here are some famous quotes in history by Fred Allen.

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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.


Advertising agency: eighty-five per cent confusion and fifteen per cent commission.


An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.


California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen


He dreamed he was eating Shredded Wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.


He is so narrow-minded that if he fell on a pin, it would blind him in both eyes.


He pasted picture postcards around goldfish bowls to make the goldfish think they were going places.


Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.


His hobby is collecting old echoes.


Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

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We seldom find people ungrateful so long as we are in a condition to render them service.

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