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Famous Quotes By Fred Allen - 2

This is page 2 of famous quotes made by the American comedian Fred Allen.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church; they're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

The only thing he ever takes out on a moonlit night is his upper plate.

The man was so small, he was a waste of skin.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

He dreamed he was eating Shredded Wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

He is so narrow-minded that if he fell on a pin, it would blind him in both eyes.

Advertising agency: eighty-five per cent confusion and fifteen per cent commission.

On ships they call them barnacles; in radio they attach themselves to desks and are called vice-presidents.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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At least they're EXPERIENCED incompetents

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