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Famous Quotes By Arthur Baer

Famous quotes made by the American writer and comic columnist, Arthur 'Bugs' Baer. He was born on January 9, 1886 and died on May 17, 1969.

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Hello! We heard you at the door, but just thought you were part of the bad weather.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.

He was so ugly, the last time I saw him he was the top of a totem pole in Seattle.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.

He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures - the director always yelled.

He writes dialogues by cutting monologues in two.

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After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that age he has feelings.

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