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Famous Quotes in History by Arthur Baer - 1
Here are some famous quotes in history by Arthur Baer.
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A good neighbour is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence but doesn't climb over it.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.
He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures - the director always yelled.
He had insomnia so bad that he couldn't sleep when he was working.
He was born silly and had a relapse.
He was so ugly, the last time I saw him he was the top of a totem pole in Seattle.
He was thrown out trying to steal second; his head was full of larceny but his feet were honest.
He writes dialogues by cutting monologues in two.
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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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