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Famous Quotes by Wilson Mizner

Famous quotes by the American playwright and wit, Wilson Mizner. He was born on May 19, 1876 in Benicia, California, USA. His best-known plays are "The Deep Purple", and "The Greyhound". He died on April 3, 1933 in Los Angeles.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Many a live wire would be a dead one except for his connections.

The most effective water power in the world -women's tears.

When a woman tells you her age, it's all right to look surprised, but don't scowl.

I've had several years in Hollywood and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

My dear boy, forget about the motivation. Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

You can find more quotations like this one in the Noel Coward category.