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Famous Quotes By Will Rogers

Will Rogers the American humorist, movie actor and lecturer was born on November 4, 1879 in what was later to become Oklahoma. He died in a plane crash on August 15, 1935.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't make jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

No party is as bad as its leaders.

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

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Everyone is as god made him, and often a great deal worse - Miguel de Cervantes

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