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Famous Quotes by Oscar Levant

 

Famous quotes made by the American pianist, composer, and comedian, Oscar Levant. He was born on December 27, 1906 and died on August 14, 1972.



The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.


My first wife divorced me on grounds of incompatibility, and besides, I think she hated me.


In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself.


An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played Carnegie Hall.


A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first.


I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.



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Art and life ought to be hurriedly remarried and brought to live together.

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