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Famous Quotes by Artemus Ward

Famous quotes made by Artemus Ward, the pen-name of the American humorist Charles Farrar Browne. He was born on April 23, 1834 in Waterford, Maine, USA and died on March 6, 1867 in Southampton, England.

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

I am saddest when I sing; so are those who hear me; they are sadder even than I am.

I am not a politician, and my other habits are good.

Alas, she married another; they frequently do; I hope she is happy - because I am.

I now bid you a welcome adieu.

The ground flew up and hit me in the head.

By a sudden and adroit movement I placed my left eye against his fist.

Why care for grammar as long as we are good?

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

I wish there was windows to my soul, so that you could see some of my feelings.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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