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Why Did - Jokes

A selection of why did - jokes.
For example - Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

Why did the robber take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.

Here is a randomly selected joke

A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise.
Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said; "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was 90.

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes About Marriage category.