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Why Did - Jokes

A selection of why did - jokes.
For example - Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

Why did the robber take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.

Hamish: "Do you know what's the difference between you and a vending machine?"
Jimmy: "No?"
Hamish: "You can get a drink out of a vending machine."

You can find more jokes like this in the Scottish Jokes category.