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Why Did - Jokes

A selection of why did - jokes.
For example - Why did the football coach give his team lighters?
Because they kept losing all their matches.

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

Why did the robber take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.

My brother read a book about Davy Crockett. He said, 'Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?'
I said, 'No, I didn't.'
He said, 'Well he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear and a wild frontear.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.