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What is the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the lottery.

Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: a carrot.

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What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.

Here is a randomly selected joke

One summers day, an American visitor to a Scottish seaside town went into a bar and asked for a whiskey on the rocks.
The barmaid said, "You can take it out onto the rocks if you like, but make sure that you bring the empty glass back."
"What do you mean," said the American. "On the rocks - I want ice with it."
"This isn't the season for ice," said the barmaid, "You'll have to come back in January."

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