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What is the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the lottery.

Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: a carrot.

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What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.

The man said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a goat.'
My brother said, 'How long's he thought that?'
The man said, 'Ever since he was a kid.'

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