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What do you get if you cross a bee with a handbell?
a humdinger.

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

What do you get if you cross a succesful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

What do you get if you cross a journalist with a hunting dog?
A newshound.

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

What do you get if you cross a soccer team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

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These two explorers were lost in the desert. One of them went on ahead. When he came back he said, 'There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're going to have to eat sand.'
His friend said, 'Blimey, what's the good news?'
The first one said, 'There's plenty of it.'

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