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What do you get if you cross a bee with a handbell?
a humdinger.

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

What do you get if you cross a succesful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

What do you get if you cross a journalist with a hunting dog?
A newshound.

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

What do you get if you cross a soccer team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.