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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 06-17-2010

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 06-17-2010

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 06-17-2010

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yula.
Yola Who?
Yula pologise for not letting me in staight away when you see who it is!

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 06-17-2010

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and go away.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 06-17-2010

Kevin Did you hear about the scarecrow?
He got an award for being outstanding in his field.

Located in the Did You Hear - Jokes section
Added: 12-09-2008

How many workers from the twelth century did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

Located in the Light Bulb Jokes section
Added: 12-21-2007

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"

Located in the Light Bulb Jokes section
Added: 12-21-2007

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.

Located in the Light Bulb Jokes section
Added: 12-21-2007

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

Located in the Scottish Jokes section
Added: 12-18-2007

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Here is a randomly selected joke

One summers day, an American visitor to a Scottish seaside town went into a bar and asked for a whiskey on the rocks.
The barmaid said, "You can take it out onto the rocks if you like, but make sure that you bring the empty glass back."
"What do you mean," said the American. "On the rocks - I want ice with it."
"This isn't the season for ice," said the barmaid, "You'll have to come back in January."

You can find more jokes like this in the Scottish Jokes category.