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Recently Added Jokes - 4

This is page 4 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

Signs You're Getting Old
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
You're the one calling the police because the kids next door won't turn down their stereo.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
Eating fried chicken at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
A $5.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

Located in the Jokes About Old Age section
Added: 12-13-2007

Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Located in the Why Do - Jokes section
Added: 12-13-2007

All foam, no beer

Located in the Insults section
Added: 12-13-2007

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.

Located in the Insults section
Added: 12-13-2007

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Located in the Jokes about Work section
Added: 12-13-2007

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Located in the Insults section
Added: 12-13-2007

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Located in the Insults section
Added: 12-13-2007

If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.

Located in the Jokes about Work section
Added: 12-13-2007

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Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

You can find more jokes like this in the British Humour category.