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Recently Added Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have a machine that does that now.

Located in the Light Bulb Jokes section
Added: 12-13-2007

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Located in the Light Bulb Jokes section
Added: 12-13-2007

Men are like noodles - they're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

Located in the Jokes about Men section
Added: 12-13-2007

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

You know you're having a bad day when the restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and no one has touched it.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

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