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Recently Added Jokes - 2

This is page 2 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a handbell?
a humdinger.

Located in the What Do - Jokes section
Added: 12-16-2007

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.

Located in the British Humour section
Added: 12-16-2007

What is furry, white and smells of peppermint?
A polo bear.

Located in the British Humour section
Added: 12-16-2007

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm the invisible man
Well, I can't see you now.

Located in the Doctor, Doctor section
Added: 12-14-2007

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.

Located in the Jokes For Children section
Added: 12-14-2007

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

Located in the Jokes For Children section
Added: 12-14-2007

How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty five - one to change it and twenty four to go on an all expences paid factfinding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.

Located in the Light Bulb Jokes section
Added: 12-14-2007

Why don't we have any cultured oil, instead of just crude oil?

Located in the Questions section
Added: 12-14-2007

Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Located in the Questions section
Added: 12-14-2007

Guest: Look here, I haven't got a decent towel, sponge or piece of soap in my room.
Landlady: Well, you have a tongue, haven't you?
Guest: Yes, but I'm not a cat.

Located in the Landlady Jokes section
Added: 12-13-2007

Here is a randomly selected joke

A famous footballer went to Heaven and was met by St Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Who are you?' asked the saint.
'What did you do on earth?'
'I was a footballer.'
'Oh, and where are your boots?'
'I left them on earth.'
'Well, hurry back and get them - we're playing a match against Hell tonight.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes About Sports category.