5 Random Jokes

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

Located in the Childrens section
Added: 12-06-2011

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Located in the Questions section
Added: 12-06-2011

My brother read a book about Davy Crockett. He said, 'Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?'
I said, 'No, I didn't.'
He said, 'Well he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear and a wild frontear.'

Located in the Childrens section
Added: 12-06-2011

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realised they were all going to the dogs.

Located in the Childrens section
Added: 12-06-2011

Performance Reviews

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"He would argue with a signpost."

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."

Located in the Jokes about Work section
Added: 12-06-2011