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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Located in the Blonde Jokes section
Added: 11-08-2005

This woman went to the doctor. She said, 'Doctor, my husband thinks he's a cat.'
The doctor said, 'How do you know that?'
She said, 'Well every night, when I go to bed, there's this horrible howling outside the window.'
The doctor said, 'Yes, but are you sure that that's your husband?'
She said, 'Well a cat wouldn't use language like that.'

Located in the Doctor, Doctor section
Added: 04-07-2003

What's thick and black and comes out of the ground and shouts 'Underwear!'
Refined oil.

Located in the Jokes For Children section
Added: 04-14-2003

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Located in the Jokes about Work section
Added: 12-13-2007

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

You can find more jokes like this in the Insults category.