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You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Located in the Having A Bad Day section
Added: 12-13-2007

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

Located in the Jokes About Psychiatrists section
Added: 11-08-2005

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held in the same church and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!"

Located in the Jokes About Marriage section
Added: 11-08-2005

Why did the crab blush?
Because of the seaweed!

Located in the Jokes For Children section
Added: 02-20-2006
Submitted by : Cameron 

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

Located in the Did You Hear - Jokes section
Added: 11-19-2005

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

You can find more jokes like this in the Why Did - Jokes category.