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Miscellaneous Jokes

These are the jokes which do not fit in any of the other categories.

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I never get lost - eveyone tell me where to go.

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be

Your mum is so poor she followed a bin van with a shopping trolley.

Submitted by : smij

Purranoia: fear that your cats are plotting against you.

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

On the other hand, you also have five fingers.

I glue all my bills together. Why? Mail bonding ritual.

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with....

A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.

Here is a randomly selected joke

A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'Good.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Scottish Jokes category.