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Miscellaneous Jokes

These are the jokes which do not fit in any of the other categories.

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I never get lost - eveyone tell me where to go.

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be

Your mum is so poor she followed a bin van with a shopping trolley.

Submitted by : smij 

Purranoia: fear that your cats are plotting against you.

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

On the other hand, you also have five fingers.

I glue all my bills together. Why? Mail bonding ritual.

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with....

A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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