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Miscellaneous Jokes

These are the jokes which do not fit in any of the other categories.

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I never get lost - eveyone tell me where to go.

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be

Your mum is so poor she followed a bin van with a shopping trolley.

Submitted by : smij 

Purranoia: fear that your cats are plotting against you.

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

On the other hand, you also have five fingers.

I glue all my bills together. Why? Mail bonding ritual.

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with....

A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.

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This tramp came to our house asking for food. My mum said, 'I think I'll offer him one of my rock cakes.'
My dad said, 'What harm has he ever done you?'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.