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Light Bulb Jokes

A selection of light bulb jokes.

How many workers from the twelth century did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.

How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty five - one to change it and twenty four to go on an all expences paid factfinding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Chinese men does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many?
Millions, because confucius say, many hands make light work.

Submitted by : Cameron 

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

Here is a randomly selected joke

My mum said to my sister, 'I had this awful nightmare. There was your teacher being devoured by this foul-looking monster.'
My sister said; 'Go on, what happened.'
My mum said, 'Well, I can't get it out of my head really. The ugly face, the foul fangs, the slimy dribble, the bloodshot eyes....
My sister said, 'Yes' but what did the monster look like?'

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