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Landlady Jokes

A selection of landlady jokes.

Guest: Look here, I haven't got a decent towel, sponge or piece of soap in my room.
Landlady: Well, you have a tongue, haven't you?
Guest: Yes, but I'm not a cat.

Landlady: "I don't suppose you know what it means to starve?"
Lodger: "No, but I'm learning.

Here is a randomly selected joke

A holidaymaker was complaining to his landlady about his room. 'Look. This wall's so thin you can almost see through it.'
'That's not a wall,' she replied, 'it's the window.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Vacation Jokes category.