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Landlady Jokes

A selection of landlady jokes.

Guest: Look here, I haven't got a decent towel, sponge or piece of soap in my room.
Landlady: Well, you have a tongue, haven't you?
Guest: Yes, but I'm not a cat.

Landlady: "I don't suppose you know what it means to starve?"
Lodger: "No, but I'm learning.

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This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.