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Knock Knock Jokes

A few years ago knock knock jokes were very popular. Here are a few which we have dusted-off.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yula.
Yola Who?
Yula pologise for not letting me in staight away when you see who it is!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and go away.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Maggot.
Maggot who?
Maggot me this new shirt today.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Lizen carefully, I will say this only once.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you go to jail.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice cream loudly.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
- Arthur moment and I'll go round the back.

You can find more jokes like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category.