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Knock Knock Jokes

A few years ago knock knock jokes were very popular. Here are a few which we have dusted-off.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Maggot.
Maggot who?
Maggot me this new shirt today.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Lizen carefully, I will say this only once.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you go to jail.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice cream loudly.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor who
Oh I love that program!

Submitted by : Cameron 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor who
You just said it!

Submitted by : Cameron 

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yah
Yah who?
Are you a cowboy or somin?

Submitted by : Cameron 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail

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Here is a randomly selected joke

Joe: I hate to tell you, but your wife has just fallen into the wishing well.
Brian: It works!

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes About Marriage category.