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Knock Knock Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar jolly good fellow.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
- Arthur moment and I'll go round the back.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eamon.
Eamon who?
I'm on time, for a change.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
The Odeon is showing a good film tonight.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

Knock, knock.
Who 's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not to be, that is the question.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time - I found you just in time...

Knock, knock.
Who 's there?
Mabel.
Mabel who?
Mabel isn't working either.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lydia.
Lydia who?
Lydia dustbin is loose.

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Which hand do you stir your coffee with?
Neither, I use a spoon.

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