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Jokes For Children

This section has jokes chosen especially for children. Have a laugh as you read these funny jokes. This is page 1 of 18

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

Why did the crab blush?
Because of the seaweed!

Submitted by : Cameron 

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman

What do you get when you cross a ghost with a boy scout?
Someone who frightens old ladies across the road.

Submitted by : Paul Wilson 

What do you get if you cross a baby with a U.F.O?
An unidentified crying object.

Submitted by : Mary 

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.

Submitted by : Peter 

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.

Why did the sailor grab a piece of soap when his ship was sinking?
So he could wash himself ashore.

Art Teacher: "Brian, what color would you paint the sun and the wind?"
Brian: "The sun rose, and the wind blue."

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Here is a randomly selected joke

My uncle said, 'My cat got first prize in the budgie show.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize and my cat ate the budgie.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.