Jokes For Children - 9

This is page 9 of jokes for children.

What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard? He's the Chief in-spectre.

Hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

Hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said; 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

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