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Jokes For Children - 8

This is page 8 of jokes for children.

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
No...
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

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The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practising for weeks.'

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