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Jokes For Children - 7

This is page 7 of jokes for children.

Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

Teacher to pupils; One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty)

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty)

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!!

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

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What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.

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