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Jokes For Children - 6

This is page 6 of jokes for children.

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

Boy cannibal to mother cannibal: Mummy,
mummy, can I bring my friend over for tea?
Mother cannibal: Of course, dear, Put him in the
fridge and we'll have him later.

What TV programme is watched mainly by
cows?
MoosAt Ten.

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T

How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.

What's the difference between a crazy rabbit and a
forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question. The prosecutor again blared, "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes about Lawyers category.