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Jokes For Children - 5

This is page 5 of jokes for children.

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure? Because he was always being fired.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

What's yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around

What's thick and black and comes out of the ground and shouts 'Knickers!'
Crude oil.

What's thick and black and comes out of the ground and shouts 'Underwear!'
Refined oil.

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realised they were all going to the dogs.

And what's vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.

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Here is a randomly selected joke

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open this door!

You can find more jokes like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category.