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Jokes For Children - 4

This is page 4 of jokes for children.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair curtains.
Pull yourself together!

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.

We all know why the chicken crossed the road (for some reason, I'm sure), and the turkey crossed the road because it was the chicken's day off, but do you know why the hedgehog crossed the road?
To join his flat mates.

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Do they ever shut up on your planet?

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