Jokes For Children - 3

This is page 3 of jokes for children.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman?
A: He was gladiator.

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

Did you hear about the duck who flew upside down?
He quacked up.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
- Arthur moment and I'll go round the back.

You can find more jokes like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category.