Jokes For Children - 2

This is page 2 of jokes for children.

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin

Father: "What did you learn in school today?"
Son: "I learned that the homework you did for me was wrong."

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a pain in the neck.

What two words have the most letters?
Post Office.

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

Have you heard the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.

Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils.

Piano Tuner: "I've come to tune your piano."
Music Teacher: "But we didn't send for you."
Piano Tuner: "No, but the people who live opposite did."

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category.