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Jokes For Children - 14

This is page 14 of jokes for children.

And did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost? It was the ghostguard.

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula? He was a pain in the neck.

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost? He preferred ghoulash.

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

The man said, 'That girl over there thinks she's a tonsil.'
My brother said, 'Well she's very nicely dressed.'
The man said, 'You bet. She thinks the doctor's taking her out tonight.'

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

The man said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a goat.'
My brother said, 'How long's he thought that?'
The man said, 'Ever since he was a kid.'

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An Irish man was given the job of painting white lines down the middle of a road. On his first day he painted eight miles, on his second day he painted 3 miles, and on his third day he painted just one mile. The boss was not pleased. He asked him, "Why is it that you are painting less each day?"
"Because each day I get further away from the can of paint."

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